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fivem0nths:

I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.

(via bastille)

normalpast-oddfuture:

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

Literally niamhmealone and im-a-fucking-teenage-tragedy
satanshoe:

Happy Birthday Amy Winehouse! September 14, 1983 - July 23, 2011
livingmiamidreams:

carrotwithasweettooth:

roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

Seriously click on it!!


http://livingmiamidreams.tumblr.com/
  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

(via shampoo)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via unescapable)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(via unescapable)

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub, via bastille)

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

(via unescapable)